Fifty Shades of Chicken Book
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Fifty Shades of Chicken

  • Author : F. L. Fowler
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Date : 2012
  • Category : Cooking
  • Pages : 160
  • ISBN : 9780385345224

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A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."

Fifty Shades of Chicken Book
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From 7 Global Ratings

Fifty Shades of Chicken

  • Author : F.L. Fowler
  • Publisher : Clarkson Potter
  • Date : 2012-11-13
  • Category : Cooking
  • Pages : 160
  • ISBN : 9780385345231

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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Fifty Shades of Bacon Book

Fifty Shades of Bacon

  • Author : Benjamin Myhre
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
  • Date : 2012-08-01
  • Category : Cooking
  • Pages : 59
  • ISBN : 1479129836

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Fifty Shades of Bacon is an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience. Ok, it is not erotic at all, but it is a tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo. If you are into bacon, want an interesting conversation piece or are looking for a present for the meat lover in your life, this title is for you. This is a softcover book that has 62 pages and 50 recipes.

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey Book
Stars 3.5
From 16 Global Ratings

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

  • Author : Fanny Merkin
  • Publisher : Da Capo Press
  • Date : 2012-07-10
  • Category : Fiction
  • Pages : 224
  • ISBN : 9780306822001

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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy  Book

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy

  • Author : Hallee Bridgeman
  • Publisher : House of Bread Books™
  • Date : 2013-02-07
  • Category : Humor
  • Pages : 150
  • ISBN : 9781939603029

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Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. "Hallee the Homemaker" rides the gravy train to triumph and hilarity with her premiere cookbook, revealing the secrets of the penultimate comfort food – gravy. Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Her famous whole food, real food recipes bathe in luxuriant liquid comfort with recipes that are sure to captivate and enslave any audience. Hallee starts with stocks and broths and then explores every shade of gravy you can whip up. Some recipes are entire meals and some are simple sauces while still others are gravies served alongside a traditional holiday feast. There are meaty gravies, comfort food gravies, vegan gravies, gluten-free gravies, and even chocolate gravies! For any gravy question you were too ashamed to ask, this saucy Christian shares the answer

50 Ways to Eat Cock Book

50 Ways to Eat Cock

  • Author : Adrienne N. Hew
  • Publisher : Savor the Journey, LLC
  • Date : 2013
  • Category : Humor
  • Pages : 158
  • ISBN : 9781482591439

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This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

What the F    Should I Make for Dinner  Book

What the F Should I Make for Dinner

  • Author : Zach Golden
  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Date : 2011-09-27
  • Category : Cooking
  • Pages : 100
  • ISBN : 9780762443673

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If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen! Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website,, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Every page is a new (and easy) meal, with enough pizzazz to keep you interested. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: Scallop Ceviche Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Red Flannel Hash Vegetarian Cassoulet Never hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for anyone who loves food, and will become your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.

Fork Me  Spoon Me Book

Fork Me Spoon Me

  • Author : Amy Reiley
  • Publisher : Life of Reiley
  • Date : 2010-02-01
  • Category : Cooking
  • Pages : 144
  • ISBN : 9780977412044

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Exploring the world’s most potent aphrodisiacs for steaming up the kitchen or bedroom (or wherever), this cookbook from a leading authority on sensual foods leads readers down the road to romance or, if preferable, simply helps them get down and dirty. More than 40 recipes based on 12 main ingredients are featured, including vanilla-scented sea bass, moist mango meatloaf, ginger mojitos, and Persian love cake, all designed to promote overall sexual health. This limited edition is presented with a new, alternate cover.

Fifty Shades of Black and White Book

Fifty Shades of Black and White

  • Author : Joan Fox
  • Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
  • Date : 2013-06
  • Category : Fiction
  • Pages : 102
  • ISBN : 9781625166159

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The life of a young nun in New England in the 1960s provides the backdrop for the provocative and highly relevant new novel Fifty Shades of Black and White: Confessions of a Naughty Nun. Eighteen-year-old Catherine Connor first enters the convent in September 1959. She begins her training as a postulant in Cumberland, Rhode Island. The story starts with her experiences in the novitiate and follows her as she takes her final vows. At the end of her postulant year, she becomes Sister Mary Irene Joseph. Her first mission after completing her education is to teach at a Catholic school in Fall River, Massachusetts. There she meets and falls in love with the young parish priest, Paul Kelly, who persistently pursues her. Catherine's experiences describe both convent life and her intimate love story, which is at times funny, sad, and melancholy. Fifty Shades of Black and White poses problems that the church is still struggling with today. Catherine's story is one you will never forget.

The Big Book of Casseroles Book
Stars 4
From 1 Global Ratings

The Big Book of Casseroles

  • Author : Maryana Vollstedt
  • Publisher : Chronicle Books
  • Date : 2012-10-19
  • Category : Cooking
  • Pages : 324
  • ISBN : 9781452123608

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Bubbling cheese, golden bread crumbs, tender vegetables, and succulent meats - what's not to like about casseroles? Comfort food just doesn't get any cozier, or more convenient. Now, thanks to Maryana Vollstedt, busy cooks don't have to call up Mom in order to make delicious one-dish meals for family and friends. The Big Book of Casseroles boasts over 250 recipes (including low-fat and vegetarian dishes), plus handy planning, freezing, and storage tips. For hot-from-the-oven dinners equally at home in the dining room or on the kitchen table, cooks need look no further than The Big Book of Casseroles, because serious comfort food never goes out of style.

Precious Gifts Book
Stars 3.5
From 4 Global Ratings

Precious Gifts

  • Author : Danielle Steel
  • Publisher : Dell
  • Date : 2016-06-28
  • Category : Fiction
  • Pages : 416
  • ISBN : 9781101966921

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After his death, three sisters discover a new side to their father when his bequests give them the power to pursue their dreams, while their brother is forced to face reality as an adult.

Fifty Shades of Kale Book
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From 2 Global Ratings

Fifty Shades of Kale

  • Author : Drew Ramsey, M.D.
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Date : 2013-07-02
  • Category : Cooking
  • Pages : 176
  • ISBN : 9780062272898

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Kale gets sexy in Fifty Shades of Kale by Drew Ramsey, M.D., and Jennifer Iserloh, with 50 recipes that are mouth-wateringly delicious and do a body good. Release yourself from the bondage of guilt and start cooking meals with the ingredients you love: meat, cheese, and yes—even butter. Nutrient-rich kale provides essential vitamins and minerals to keep you healthy, happy, and lean—so you can indulge in your most delicious desires. Whether you’re a cooking novice or a real kale submissive, you will undoubtedly succumb to Kale’s charms. From Mushroom and Kale Risotto to Kale Kiwi Gazpacho, Fifty Shade of Kale offers simple ways to have your kale and eat it, too, as well as nutritional information, cooking tips, and a tutorial on kale in all her glorious shades. Indulge your culinary passions with Fifty Shades of Kale: 50 Fresh and Satisfying Recipes That Are Bound to Please.

Chicken Soup for the Soul  Say Goodbye to Stress Book
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From 1 Global Ratings

Chicken Soup for the Soul Say Goodbye to Stress

  • Author : Dr. Jeff Brown
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Date : 2012-05-22
  • Category : Health & Fitness
  • Pages : 200
  • ISBN : 9781611592092

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Full of inspiring stories and valuable medical information, Chicken Soup for the Soul: Say Goodbye to Stress! will help readers manage their stress, no matter where their stress comes from. Everyone feels stressed out at some point in their lives. Many have trouble getting their stress under control and want help. This book, combining inspirational Chicken Soup for the Soul stories written just for this book and accessible leading-edge medical advice from expert clinical psychologist and Harvard Medical School instructor Dr. Jeffrey Brown, will encourage, support, and help stressed out readers.

50 Shades in Clay Book

50 Shades in Clay

  • Author : Michele Brenton
  • Publisher :
  • Date : 2012-09-01
  • Category : Humor
  • Pages : 20
  • ISBN : 1907375678

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50 Shades in Clay - A picture-book for grown-ups who haven't grown up too much. Michele Brenton's comedy epic ebook, Fifty Shades of Blue - the trilogy appeared on Amazon in July 2012 and shot up the charts in both the UK and US to become the top best-selling UK poetry Kindle

50 Shades of Coq Book

50 Shades of Coq

  • Author : A. Fowlpun
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Date : 2015-07-18
  • Category :
  • Pages : 130
  • ISBN : 1515142027

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"These damn things are as hot as a stiff cock." - JULIA CHILD As one of the most famous coq-handlers of all time, Mrs. Child should know what she's talking about. A F Owlpun's (get it?) 50 Shades of Coq: A Parody Cookbook For Lovers of White Coq, Dark Coq, and All Shades Between promises to be one of the most cherished and wholesome family books to appear since 50 Shades of Grey. It contains recipes. Many recipes. Up to 50 of them. All containing chicken, or as the French like to titter, "Coq." So there you have it. It's a book for cooking. Why anyone would want to cook at home is beyond me, but if you do, then this is the book for you. Or for a friend. It's better if you give it to a friend and let them do the cooking. That way you win some points and get a free meal out of it. Here's an idea: Want to make a lot of friends? Then give a bunch of people a copy of this book. Make sense? I knew you'd see the wisdom in this suggestion. 'Nuff said. Buy the book, the recipes are actually delicious, and the shipping is free if you're a Prime member. And if you don't like the book, just return it for a full refund. What is there to lose, except an opportunity to make new friends? Click the BUY button now! FREE SHIPPING for prime members.